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“Cats are the Astro Turf of the pet world. Low maintenance. In fact! Cats are The Dogs Bollocks!”

“Just as I was having an argument on the phone with a robot voice recording, Alexa started to play ‘Space Cowboy’ by Steve Miller. I ended up shouting at Alexa to shut up! I wonder what the robot thought?”

Not only will it clean your floors. The Microfibre Refill Pad will make you look like a mid-nineteenth century flemish artist or an old Persian Poet.
“What!? Don’t you mean: Stripey Diaper Head?” I hear my big brother shout from North Of Yonder.

Next time your out and about. See if you spot anyone still in the club.

“No wonder that stuff we used to smoke was so lethal. When something is called ‘SKUNK’ common sense tells you to give it a wide berth – not smoke it!”

Paul Klee took his pencil for a walk. I took my pencil, my camera and my dog.

If you half close your eyes, it looks like a kangaroo wearing an ancient tribal headdress squashing a giant tarantula and a jungle book serpent, stitched in, for good measure.

This is Armadillo Great Hills Country – with a lot of automobiles!

Never have two hands in your tight pockets at the same time. Cos if you fall, you will look like a daft penguin.